
I'll start this review by saying that the Doors were a
pretty good band, and that Jim Morrison wrote some
pretty good lyrics when he wasn't totally overcome by
fits of shitty Rimbaudesque pretension. So, I like
the Doors, up until the point when the still sea
conspires in armor and I want to punch someone.
That said, The Doors could only be taken seriously by
the stupid "Jim Morrison was a poet and a shaman and
the greatest front man in rock history" variety of
Doors fan. For everyone else, it's a typical piece of
Oliver Stone sixties nonsense, complete with
gratuitous sixties violence montage. Establishing
that there were things happening in the 1960s
(Vietnam, hippies, etc.) is not really a bad move, but
perhaps it could have been achieved in a less
ham-fisted fashion. You know, by establishing a
literal connection to the content of the film instead
of just tossing out your random Vietnam montage. Why
didn't Oliver Stone just walk out carrying a Wile E.
Coyote sign that said Vietnam!!! That would have been
much cooler. And slightly more subtle.
Otherwise, the movie is pretty well done. Val
Kilmer's portrayal of Morrison is really good,
especially in the concert sequences where he baits the
crowds and the cops. Although the scene in New Haven
now reminds me of the South Park episode where Stan's
dad keeps getting in fights and protesting "I thought
this was America. Isn't this America?" when he gets
arrested.
Another highlight is the unintentionally hilarious
"ride the snake" trip sequence early in the movie. As
movie freak-outs go, it's not very inspired: nothing
but hawks and lizards, and the dead Indian shaman that
keeps popping up throughout. The hilarity comes from
having the characters stare straight into the camera
and say "I'm afraid of my father!" The are plenty of
scenes of wild debauchery, including a great moment
where Morrison's girlfriend catches him getting a blow
job in an elevator and he just laughs at her.
The major flaw with this movie is that despite its
worshipful tone, it can't really disguise the fact
that Jim Morrison was a drunken, pretentious
death-obsessed asshole whose importance in rock
history has been vastly inflated because he was
good-looking, died young, and death-obsession holds a
certain fascination for dumb teenagers. The Doors is
full of lines like "They don't want me, they want my
death!" Which is something only a self-absorbed rock
star asshole could say. The Doors would have been a
better movie if Oliver Stone obviously didn't expect
us to take the thesis that Jim Morrison was a great
poet/slash reincarnated Indian shaman seriously.
This is confused mess of a film with a good Val Kilmer
performance, some good music, and some unintentional
comedy. Recommended as a cautionary tale about the
dangers of reading too much symbolist poetry.