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Amazing Ben 
Webmaster and all-around classy guy.

Hot Andrea 
Field correspondent, resident T&A.

"Big" Luke Tully 
Movie reviews, lead vocals.

J. Catfood 
Resident Scientician.

The Corporate Ninja 
Handles all paperwork and ass-kickings.

Clastor B. Absent 
Pimps the website to hot chicks, mostly underage.

Sexx 
Answers your hate mail under the veil of secrecy.

SGT Morloc Darkfucker, US Army 
Jumps out of planes, kills motherfuckers.

Snakeyes 
Works on Submarines and plays Half-Life 2 while doing so.

Jack Shannon 
Viking warrior, moderately insane.

The Admiral 
Master of ship's operations.

Lucius Diamond 
The Ace of Clovers.

Evan "My Pants" Harvey 
He makes beautiful music.

John Coffey 
Quality control manager.

Anders 
He cuts down trees, he skips and jumps, he likes to press wildflowers.

The Reverend Victor "Voodoo" Smooth 
Spiritual guidance in the form of hookers and cheap beer.
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