Jack Shannon is My Stupid Website's local resident Viking warrior, and the only non-American on the writing staff.  He got his start by sending me tons of crazy emails about how he could beat up my girlfriend and punch old people to death, to which I responded, "Hey, you wanna write for my website?".  He will be doing the "Tales of Jack Shannon" segment on the site, which I hope will become a semi-permanent fixture in the same vein that The Corporate Ninja was (and is).