The Corporate Ninja:
He'll kill you in the goddamn head.


Ninjitsu and multitasking.

Taste the Fury:
 
Name: The Corporate Ninja
Location: The Forbidden City
Occupation: Office manager
Weapons of Preference: Katana blade, Nunchaku of Good Morale.
 
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The Corporate Ninja enjoys collating invoices, busting heads, and grinding rails on his skateboard.



Articles by The Corporate Ninja:
 
The Corporate Ninja and the Office X-Games

The Corporate Ninja and the Annual Holiday Party

Monkey Steals the Peach

The Corporate Ninja Builds a Zen Garden

The Corporate Ninja Wants His Coffee NOW, Bitch

The Corporate Ninja Has a Date

The Corporate Ninja Hates Technology

The Corporate Ninja Demands His Paycheck

The Corporate Ninja Has No Tolerance for Quitters

The Corporate Ninja Will Fucking Kill You



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