2LT Morloc Darkfucker, US Army:
Go back inside, we're fighting.


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Satisfy Your Ego:
 
Name: Morloc Darkfucker
Location: Classified
Occupation: Second Lieutenant in the US Army.
Hobbies: Jumping out of planes, killing motherfuckers.
 

When Morloc isn't jumping out of planes or giving Jesus the finger he enjoys listening to Mötorhead, jamming to Andrew W.K. and being a long-suffering Cubs fan.

Cause he's hardcore,
Airborne,
Air Assault,
Monkey.



Articles by SGT Darkfucker:
 
Jerry Cole Strikes Back!

A Speech Given on "Achievement"


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