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-- Spider Dream --
Received 27 April 2007 by Amazing Ben


I had a dream about you the other night, and thought you might like to know how your dream self has been acting.  Well, you were playing pool, and just when you were about to sink six or seven balls with one shot, this big spider ran out from under the table.  It was about the size of a cat, and it was called a crab spider in my dream, probably because their legs are thick enough to crack open and eat.  Like a crab.  So, you did the manly thing and delivered four jumping stomps to the mutant spider and it ran away with a crushed abdomen.  Take care.

Conquering regards,
Sean




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