Well, in case you missed it the University of Florida Fightin' Gators won the NCAA Division I football championship game earlier this week.  While I'm sort of excited about it (I spent one semester at UF before transferring to arch-rival Florida State), mostly in the sense that I'm finally glad people are starting to shut up about how awesome Ohio State is, there is probably nobody more excited than our own resident Gator Sexx, who loves the school so damn much that he's been enrolled there for like the past fifteen years or so.  He had the following to say in response to an email I sent him advising him against setting cars on fire and getting arrested for public nudity.

I may not come down for some time.  I'd just like to thank the whole gator nation for their support of me on my charge to the title.  And I'd like to thank the haters in the media who talked shit about me all year, talking about oh Sexx isn't good enough to play against the Buckeyes well to all those haters I just want to thank you for disrespecting me.  I'm the king of the mf world.

Seriously, was that an ass-whipping or what?

PS I didn't get arrested

PPS the wedding update?  Not even in the vicinity of the chain.  I loved it.

PPPS god bless Tim Tebow: