Welcome to the disclaimer.  Here are five things you should know about this site in an easily digestible, numbered-list format.

1. Almost everything on this site is bullshit.  Don't email me and call me on it;  I do that on purpose.
   
   
2. Don't correct my grammar.  I hate that.
   
   
3. Almost every image on this site has been stolen from somewhere else.  If I've stolen it from you and you're all pissed off about it or something, just let me know and I will either give you credit for it or take it down (as long as you're not a total dick about it).
   
   
4. I reserve the right to publish any email you send to me or anyone on this site.  If you've got your panties in a wad over something that was written on a humor website that nobody even reads, you probably need to either lighten up or just do what a normal rational human being would do and don't read it.  If you're really pissed off for some reason, and absolutely feel like you have to email us, don't be upset when we post your inane ramblings on the web so all our friends can laugh at you.
   
   
5. All of these rules are subject to change at any time and without prior notice.  If you can't deal with that, too bad.