Drago looks to pummel the life out of some more Capitalist pigs.

Ivan Drago is a former Soviet olympic gold medalist in boxing and is the ultimate badass in Rocky IV.  Drago lives to turn American capitalist pig dogs into bloody smears on the canvas, as evidenced by the fact that he so totally boxed the shit out of Apollo Creed that he killed him.  I mean, how often does that happen?  If you've ever put on a pair of those super-padded boxing gloves you would know that you would have to hit someone pretty fucking hard to even really hurt them, let alone kill them, but that's exactly what Drago does, which makes him totally rad to the max.  I guess he just saw Apollo Creed's USA boxing pants and got so pissed off and fueled with passion for the Motherland that he punched Carl Weather's brains right out the back of his head, winning the heavyweight title and making Rocky cry.

Oh and for the record, there is no fucking way in hell that Sylvester Stallone could even hope to hurt Dolph "I'm all ears" Lundgren in a boxing match or anything else for that matter.  It was all bullshit capitalist Cold War propaganda that Rocky fucking Balboa won that fight.  I mean, Drago had like two feet on that little Italian bastard, and he's probably about twice as cut.  And I know that with Philly in the Super Bowl this week and everything I shouldn't be down on the hometown hero, but give me a damn break here.

No way in hell.
Drago's arm is the freaking length of Balboa's entire body.