Badass of the Week:

The Microsoft Xbox
This week I bought and received a preowned Xbox system from GameStop online and it is possibly the greatest thing to have come into my life since Hot Andrea or the show Decisive Battles on the History Channel. Now don't get me wrong, I really love my PS2, but I've had that system for going on two years now and the graphics and processing power don't compare to that of the Xbox. It's like the King Kong of all video game systems. Just turning the power on makes me so pumped up that I want to start kicking shit, pounding on my chest and bodyslamming my television. Unfortunately, one of the major drawbacks is that I think Andrea's probably going to leave me since I basically spend every waking hour either playing Halo or thinking about playing Halo. I actually even dove behind the water cooler at work today because I mistook one of my coworkers for a Covenant warrior. I only have like three games for it so far, but it's probably only a matter of time before I liquidate all of my material possessions in order get more money for new Xbox games.
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