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 06/29/07:  Random Babble Over the Course of Two Months (Rev. Smooth Update)

06/22/07:  Converting to Norse Religion

06/15/07:  Ben Gets His Wisdom Teeth Out

06/08/07:  Movin' on Out

06/01/07:  The Further Adventures of Rev. Smooth  (Rev. Smooth Update)

05/25/07:  How to Be a Wine Connoisseur

05/18/07:  Introducing the Reverend  (Rev. Smooth Update)

05/11/07:  Amazing Ben and the Argonauts

05/04/07:  $138,095 My Ass

04/27/07:  Look at How Loud I Can Be!

04/13/07:  The Perils of Being a Nerdy Consumer

04/06/07:  Clearing the Name of Ben Thompsons Everywhere

04/02/07:  My Stupid Bracket 2K7 Results

03/30/07:  Jack Shannon's Adventures at University  (Jack Shannon Update)

03/23/07:  The Best Four Days in Sports

03/08/07:  My Stupid Bracket

03/02/07:  Working at a Movie Theater

02/16/07:  Last Week's News

02/09/07:  This Is the Worst Meeting Ever

01/26/07:  Cool People

01/19/07:  How to Conduct a Paranormal Investigation

01/12/07:  The Cage of Death: Alien Vs. Predator  (Anders Update)

01/05/07:  Amazing Ben Got Married!

12/22/06:  The Tome of Ultimate Righteousness, Pt. I (Lucius Diamond Update)

12/15/06:  I Hate My Dentist

12/08/06:  Some Random Awesome Shit

12/01/06:  The Future of The Price Is Right  (Lucius Diamond Update)

11/22/06:  Married Couple Deathmatches

11/17/06:  Lou Diamond Returns  (Lucius Diamond Update)

11/17/06:  How to Kill Your Dopplegänger

11/08/06:  Jack Shannon Receives His First Hate Mail!  (Jack Shannon Update)

11/03/06:  My Excel Skills Cannot Be Equalled

10/27/06:  Real-Life Halloween Monster Costumes

10/22/06:  The 5 Best Things About the Mark Foley Kerfluffle  (Sexx Update)

10/20/06:  Jack Shannon Gets All Political!  (Jack Shannon Update)

10/13/06:  The Amazing Ben Boat Has Sailed for these Ten Chicks

10/06/06:  The Groom's Guide to Getting Married

09/29/06:  Awesome/Retarded:  Professional Sports

09/22/06:  The Legend of Baur-Rama

09/18/06:  My Life in the Student Ghetto

09/08/06:  This Week in Suck Land

09/01/06:  Lambda Core:  Music About Half-Life

08/25/06:  Ranking the Standard Villains

08/18/06:  The Corporate Ninja and the Office X-Games

08/18/06:  Jack Shannon Runs Amok!  (Jack Shannon Update)

08/11/06:  Adventures in Cable II: Late-Night Sporting Events

08/04/06:  It Is Hot as Balls Here

07/28/06:  The 529th Parachute Infantry Regiment

07/21/06:  My Stupid Guide to D-League Co-Ed Softball

07/14/06:  What the Internet Has Taught Me This Week

06/30/06:  The Stupid American's Guide to World Cup Soccer

06/23/06:  The Task of Being a Real Man  (Jack Shannon Update)

06/23/06:  Jerry Cole Strikes Back!  (SGT Darkfucker Update)

06/15/06:  Amazing Ben and the German Soccer Riot

06/09/06:  My New Mac Kicks Ass

06/02/06:  The Unofficial Guide to Sci-Fi Channel Original Movies

05/26/06:  The Great Wall of Priority Mail

05/19/06:  An Open Letter to the Gentleman Who Stole My iPod

05/12/06:  Why I Hate the Student Union

05/03/06:  More Emails I've Received

05/03/06:  Jack Shannon vs. Jack Shannon  (Jack Shannon Update)

05/03/06:  My Stupid 2006 MLB Preview: National League  (Sexx Update)

04/28/06:  My Stupid 2006 MLB Preview: American League  (Sexx Update)

04/21/06:  A Warranty Report Involving Acorn Nuts on Benches

04/14/06:  Surviving Explosions and Fire

04/07/06:  A Brief Review of the Pontiac Montana  (Jack Shannon Update)

04/07/06:  NCAA Tournament Pick 'Em Results

04/07/06:  Driving a Car in Boston

03/31/06:  The Unofficial Guide to Working at RadioShack

03/24/06:  How to Mess with Your Roommates

03/17/06:  Forcing Branches into Bloom Indoors  (Evan Mypants Update)

03/10/06:  Robots Are Dicks

03/06/06:  NCAA Tournament Pick 'Em 2006

02/24/06:  Road Trip 2002  (J. Catfood Update)

02/17/06:  I Need to Be More Swashbuckling

02/10/06:  The Games: Winter Edition

02/03/06:  More Ben Thompsons!

01/27/06:  An Email from Ron Woods

01/27/06:  The Rules of Last Man Standing

01/27/06:  The Corporate Ninja and the Annual Holiday Party

01/20/06:  Going Back to the Gym

01/13/06:  Who Is the Better Businessman?  (Jack Shannon Update)

01/13/06:  I Am NOT a Serial Killer

01/06/06:  Al-Qaeda Ate My Balls!

01/06/06:  The Top Five Worst Jobs  (Clastor B. Update)

12/16/05:  Amazing Ben Gets Laid Off from Staples

12/16/05:  The RPG Video Game Plot Generator

12/02/05:  Things I've Eaten for Money

11/17/05:  Monkey Steals the Peach  (Various Contributors)

11/10/05:  Tempin' Ain't Easy

11/04/05:  Javascript:  A Brief Tutorial

10/28/05:  Be Jack Shannon for Halloween  (Jack Shannon Update)

10/28/05:  The Vikings Sex Cruise  (Sexx Update)

10/21/05:  When I Win the Lottery 

10/21/05:  An Email from Doug Flutie 

10/14/05:  The Rules of Battle Golf 

10/07/05:  Jack Shannon and Wicca  (Jack Shannon Update)

10/07/05:  The Unofficial Guide to Working at Staples

09/23/05:  This Stuff Is Stupid

09/16/05:  The Facts About John Roberts

09/11/05:  Five Reasons Why This Week Sucked

09/02/05:  Welcome Back Students!

08/26/05:  NFL Preview 2005

08/26/05:  Tales of Jack Shannon III  (Jack Shannon Update)

08/19/05:  The Best Video Games You've Never Played

08/12/05:  Riding a Cab in Boston

08/05/05:  Why I Should Have Been Anakin Skywalker

07/29/05:  REAL Ultimate Battles  (Lucius Diamond Update)

07/29/05:  Celebrity Haiku Redux

07/22/05:  More Tales of Jack Shannon  (Jack Shannon Update)

07/15/05:  The REAL Greatest Americans

07/08/05:  Amazing Ben Goes to China

06/30/05:  Chicks and Sports with Your Pal Sexx  (Sexx Update)

06/17/05:  Ben Thompson Is the New Mao Zedong

06/10/05:  I Hate More Stuff

06/03/05:  The Benefits of Living with Hot Andrea

05/27/05:  Tales of Jack Shannon, Viking Warrior  (Jack Shannon Update)

05/20/05:  Carolina Street Chaos

05/13/05:  Awesome Emails I've Received

05/06/05:  The Legend of Flutie Magic

04/29/05:  Hypothetical Deathmatches

04/15/05:  Celebrity Biography Haiku

04/08/05:  J. Catfood for Pope!  (J. Catfood Update)

04/01/05:  Amazing Ben Goes to Jury Duty

03/24/05:  Serial Killer Biographies

03/18/05:  Adventures in Cable:  Indian Music Videos

03/11/05:  People Whose Asses I Could Kick

02/24/05:  My Mac Sucks

02/11/05:  Fun Things to Do on Your Last Day at Work

02/04/05:  How to Balance the American Budget

01/24/05:  I Am Freezing My Nuts Off

01/14/05:  I Remain the Hottest Ben Thompson

12/20/04:  The Joy of COPS

12/10/04:  A Speech Given on "Achievement"

12/03/04:  I Rule at Microsoft Excel

11/26/04:  One Year of Stupidity

11/19/04:  Pop Culture Is Sucking My Will to Live

11/11/04:  The Corporate Ninja Builds a Zen Garden

11/05/04:  The Next Four Years

11/01/04:  Are You a Badass?

10/21/04:  An Adventure in the Office of J. Catfood  (J. Catfood Update)

10/15/04:  Welcome to My Desk

10/08/04:  I Hate Stuff

10/01/04:  Surviving Chemical Warfare

09/24/04:  Video Game Review - "Contra:  Shattered Soldier"

09/17/04:  On Becoming the Ultimate Killing Machine

09/10/04:  Oklahoma Sucks  (BLT Update)

09/03/04:  The Ten Lamest States  (J. Catfood Update)

08/27/04:  I Must Destroy All Who Oppose Me

08/20/04:  Amazing Ben Vs. Alligator

08/13/04:  I Have the Best Guitar Face

08/06/04:  The Most Retarded Movie Moments of All Time

07/30/04:  DNC Week Wrap-Up

07/23/04:  How to Protest Stupid Shit

07/16/04:  I Could Totally Take Ryan Philippe

07/02/04:  The Corporate Ninja Wants His Coffee NOW, Bitch

06/25/04:  Oh, How This Town Has Changed Me...

06/18/04:  Monsters are Scary

06/11/04:  Going Under the Knife

06/04/04:  Ragnar Smash!

05/28/04:  I'm Still the Hottest Ben Thompson

05/15/04:  Movie Review:  "10.5"

05/07/04:  Screw You for Judging Me

04/30/04:  Operation Sleepy Hollow

04/23/04:  Everything I Do Is Awesome

04/09/04:  The Opening of the Hall of Badassitude

04/02/04:  The Ultimate Zombie Survival Guide

03/26/04:  The Corporate Ninja Has a Date

03/19/04:  Ligament Damage Kicks Ass.  Or Does It?

03/12/04:  Prepare for Culture

03/05/04:  Riding on the Metro

02/27/04:  Graphics Intensive Girlfriend Repellant

02/18/04:  The Corporate Ninja Hates Technology

02/11/04:  Outrun the Radiation

02/05/04:  Oh, Super.

01/12/04:  I'm the Hottest Ben Thompson

01/02/04:  The Corporate Ninja Demands His Paycheck

12/17/03:  The Corporate Ninja Has No Tolerance for Quitters

12/12/03:  I Quit!

12/10/03:  The Corporate Ninja Will Fucking Kill You

12/08/03:  The People Love Me

12/03/03:  Flying Jaws of Death

12/01/03:  The Saga of Naked Dan

11/26/03:  26 November 2003
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