WEll my dear readers, i am feeling malchious today so i decided to go into a chat room and talk aobut myself...I love myself, Im like a great big version of a gorilla.  I'm extereme to the max but still realtable.  I'm like Odin in a way, I can kick ass with the best of them but can still hang out and enjoy a few bags of jerky.  Also like Odin I have a pair of Ravens and only one eye (the other of which I swapped for a drink from the well of wisdom.  I also have a magic spear...IF you know what I mean....(I am refering to my penis BTW, in case you ddin't get my sublte inuendo)

Heres a picture of my dressed as Odin.  WEll aculy its a picture og Odin dressed as me, but cut him some slack, he's a peadophile.

Acutaly no.  I lied.  THats a picture of Honkey the "magic" donkey.  HTMD is a fictional Donkey I made up one day in french class who lives in a theme park and has a magic fifth leg made of an old toilet roll thats stuck on with sellotape.  He eats children and is also a professional super model and caberet singer in PAris.

(BTW, I have a massive errectionw hile writintg his just thinking of how I annoyed those people!  And by massive errecion I mean serious pychloical issues)

Jack Shannon:  JACK SHANNON!
Jack Shannon:  jACK SHANNON!
Jack Shannon:  JCK SHNN!
UKHostOpal:  Do you have a point?
Jack Shannon:  sORRY, i JUST READ THIS HILARIOUS WEBSITE ON THE NET WRITEN BY THIS GENIUS CALLED jACK SHANNON.  hE'S GREAT!
Jack Shannon:  I RELLY LIKE HIM
O0lysha: are you perchance this mysterious jack shannon?
Jack Shannon:  !i THINK IF WE MET IN REAL LIFE, WE'D BE BEST FRIENDS.
UKHostOpal: What is he a genius in?
Jack Shannon:  WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO SOHW YOU HIS WEBSITE?  ITS GREAT, THE PICTURES HE DOES IN MS PAINT ARE GR8!
UKHostOpal: would you like to tell us a bit more about him?
O0lysha: im more a macromedia flash man myself thanks
Jack Shannon: http://www.amazingben.com/profilejackshannon.html
Jack Shannon:  go onhis website, Jack shannon is a god!
Jack Shannon:  i LOVE HIM SO MUCH! THE THINGS HE SAYS ARE JUST LOL TO THE MAX!
O0lysha: thats sold it for me
ROCKSTAGGERLEE: LOL to the MAX eh?
Jack Shannon:  YES.  YES HE IS.
UKHostOpal: It would help if you said a bit more about him
Jack Shannon:  HE'S THIS GREAT VIKING WARRIOR WHO GOES AROUND KILLING THINGS AND BEING WELL ENDOWED.
ROCKSTAGGERLEE:  He kills people with his cock does he?
Hayleypink:  right lololol
ROCKSTAGGERLEE:  Yeah.  Killing people is a "GOOD THING"
ROCKSTAGGERLEE:  Oi.  Fuck you and send your warrior mate round here.  I'll knack him.
ROCKSTAGGERLEE:  And I'll weigh in his bike for scrap.
Jack Shannon:  JACK SHANNON DOESN'T RIDE A BIKE.  HE'S NOT GAAAAAY.
ROCKSTAGGERLEE:  Oh but he is . And he claims social security.
ROCKSTAGGERLEE:  Plays tennis on Tuesdays.
Jack Shannon:  ANYONE WHO DOES MAGIK IS AGIRL!  JACK SHANNON SAYS SO!
Jack Shannon:  WICCA IS FOR GIRLS! (LIKE JOGGING OR NOT VOTING, WOMEN SOHULDN'T VOTE!)
Jack Shannon: *SHOULDN'T VOTE
Buglyx:  who mentioned Wicca ???

And now I'll leave you with some phalic facts.

• Given the choice between paying off their morgage or sex with Jakc shannon, 98% of women would prefer to pay off their morgage. But JAc Shannon has sex with them anyway.


• No matter what character you have, what charcter Jack has and how long you have been playing for;  Jack shannon will always have more hit points in LARP than you will.  Always.  Its just one of those things.


• When Jack Shannon is using a LARP sword double handed he does not call double for damage, he instead calls "Jakc Shannon".  All monsters are specialy trained to react to this weapon call prior to the event.  THis always results in the death of the monster.  Even if they are immune to sharp damge.


• Jack's prefered stratagy when LARPing is to terify the monsters to death by doing the folowing.

Monster:  MWHAHAHAH I have a +3 sword and no magic may harm me!
Jack Shannon: I'm being play'd by Jack Shannon.
(awkward pause.)
Monster: Ok. I'm sorry.
Jack; THats ok. Now give me a tenner.
Monster: Please big daddy, NO!