Helo fans of Jakc SHannon, numerous and cruel that you are.  Its been a long time since I wrote to you amd thats basicaly becuse I have been to busy to tlak to you, Why you ask?  becuse I am JAkc sHannon, the most well endowed man in the universe!  THATS FUCKING WHY!  DON'T YOU THINK I HAVE ANYTHING BETTER TO DO!!!!  YOU GUYS ALL SUCK!  COCK!

Sorry, just went a bit mad their for a moment, now I'd like to talk to you all aobut a subject thats close to my heart, the task of being a real man.  Now this is similar to a BAOTW.  However, not all badsses are real men, Optimus Prime for example is a robert.  Simeraly not all real men are badasses of the week, they are just men, manly men who do what they need to do when it needs doing.  THey never bitch about it- they just do what needs doing.

Barberque

Real men love ot barbeque.  Its jsut one of those things.  The red meat, the fire, the phalicaly shaped cooking untecils- its all so very...manly.

Since the dawn of time man has eaten red meat and cooked it shirtless upon titanium grills with humerous aprons saying this like "Kiss the cook" or "The ribs are on me" or "Jogging is for girls".

Part of being a real man is being able to barbque to provide meat for your family to eat and grow strong so that they may swee the sight of their enemy slain or running before you, the destruction of their tribe and laminating their women folk.  I love it when women are coated in plastic, it makes them easier to domesticaly abuse.

I don't know why I drew myself with tank tracks for legs or a chainsw instead of an arm, I just did! Now piss off!

I put "your" in capital letters becuse thats what she is. Yours.

A women is your property, like your car, your house or your viking reencatment broadsword.  And like a viking reenatment broadsword it must be defended from potencial thives.  Alision Carter is my women!  I own her!  And in order ot mark my teritory I like to tell her cruel and hurtful things so she develops an eating disorder, then I inject her with lard while she sleeps just to mess with her mind!  HAHAHA!

TO conclude, when your Jakc SHannon you don' have to apologise for anything.  Thnka you.