-- Amazing Ben Vs. Alligator --
Update 20 August 2004 by
Amazing Ben
Once upon a time, Amazing Ben was hanging out in Tampa, Florida with his friend J. Matt Hoch. They were just cold chillin' when they noticed a large group of fuzzy ducklings walking around near the lake behind his house. Since ducks are awesome, they decided to hang out and feed them. It was cool.
This promptly caused a family of weird-looking ducks to swim over and try to get a piece of the action.
Everything was cool until suddenly Ben and Matt noticed something ominous floating towards them. It was a big ass alligator.
Being that this is a regular daily occurance in Florida, they didn't really think much of it. Alligators are pretty cool and will only tear your flesh off if you try to put your hand in their mouths or steal their eggs.
Soon, Ben and Matt realized that the poor ducks did not notice the gator that was now looming dangerously near them. They were too excited about the stale bread they were eating. Oh no!
Not to mention the weirdo ducks that were in the water and in danger of being eaten!
Amazing Ben realized that he was going to need to formulate a plan if these ducks were going to get out alive.
He realized that he was going to have to kick the ass of this alligator, which he was confident in his ability to do because he is so awesome.
What would come of this man versus beast duel?
You're going to have to click here to view the movie and find out!
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